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    penis-hilton:

    me on my way to church

    (Source: lipstixxx, via iwillmindfuckyou)

    “Chuck a u’ey”

    Australian proverb (via aristophania)

    (via iwillmindfuckyou)

    • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
    • Audience: *cheers*
    • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

    pianorocknroll:

    you know how every girl in the world has a secret code with her girlfriends for when they need a tampon well when I was younger the code was ‘japan is attacking, do you have supplies’ I feel like I shouldn’t have to explain the joke but just to be safe

    image

    (via officialturd)

    kittenpatches:

    If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

    (Source: molebucks, via officialturd)

    (Source: iraffiruse, via pizza)